Perfect for remote control freaks

For home entertainment, there's no place like Sky

Right. I love watching TV. I love watching sport. I'm a fiddler with my Sky box - making sure there's always enough space to record stuff that I'll never get round to watching. And while Sky has a bit of a reputation for not being creatively whizzy, you get to come up with stuff about football and rugby and sci-fi and films and all sorts.

I've written more Sky letters than is almost humanly possible. I don't think anyone has done more than me. Ever. You won't find the letters here, just some nice creative things. Ok, and some letters...